When I was in church a few weeks ago, I was having a lot of trouble sitting still.  Usually I don’t have any problems, I can fall asleep almost any where.  But this week was different.  I had been having trouble with my bowel movements, and the results were that I now had hemorrhoids.  It was very uncomfortable to be squirming around in my seat, feeling like everyone in the auditorium was looking at me, and knowing exactly what was going on.  That is the worst part about it!  You always feel like people are looking at you.  I needed some medication, and quick.